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Before He Was a Bartender

seriously, how did this one get through the MLB.com store censors?

Atlanta Braves: Think about this one a bit

Blazers: This guy will leave a bad taste in your mouth

Not too long ago the TrailBlazers were known for playing dirty and no one was willing to plunge to deeper depths than good ol' #8. He would do whatever the coach asked. To the point that even the fans started to call him a brown-nose. A No. 2 pick out of Holland, Off the court, he liked to do an old-time type of singing called "scat."

Careful, or they'll be calling you the Brownjackets

Now no disrespect to the champ, but he shouldn't have any issues as he abandoned the name decades ago. I am from Ohio and I like hockey, so I feel that for me, it's OK with me to say whatever I want as long as I keep it real. Knowhatimsayin?

Edmonton Oilers edition: Ever wanted to tell that guy in the stands behind you to shut the f up

Do it the classy way! No confrontation. No humiliation. Just the constant reminder every time he looks at the back of your jersey that he's a jackass and nobody likes him/

Milwaukee Brewers edition: Remember this guy? He could stay up all night

LA Clippers and a policy that I insist we all implement

This has been a long-standing policy of mine and has served me well. It was introduced to me by my friend, Humberto.

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Oakland A's Alt. Black "Pepperbottom" #2

I don't know. I can't explain everything. Did they ask Van Gogh why he cut off his ear?

WTH: How did this get past the MLB Shop censors?